Não sei que em vós mais vejo; não sei que
mais ouço e sinto ao rir vosso e falar… .
…………………………………………
Em verdade não sei; nem isto que anda
entre nós; ou se é ar, como parece,
se fogo doutra sorte e doutra lei.

Sá de Miranda

Mas não m’hão-de fazer crer
que não há mais nesta vida
senão nascer e morrer.

Sá de Miranda

Ethan Murrow

CENSURA


Emely Eibel
Bearskin Stitched

Nathan Cordero

Jason Mclean
Big Jim is Tender
2004
Beading the Egyptian Monkeys
2004

Maya Hayuk
Mimes giving blow jobs, David Cross, Unicorns & Golf
(detail)

Cyrano, o teu nariz dá-me tusa.

-Tens macacos no sótão?
-Sim.

aqui não te vou explicar
tu sabes




Nancy Fiedland
Untitled (red arms)
paper, ink, oil and wax
Untitled (long turquoise dress)
paper, ink, oil and wax

Liz Adams
Surprise

Peppermint
Bleeding Knees Club
Teeth Speaking
She Spoke A Foreign Language



Deseridouleur
Bad Times For Croquet

Jordan Crane
All Wound Up
I Am Secretly Lost

“O meu amigo parou aqui. A história parecia ter-se-lhe escapado. Dos lábios que tinham acabado de falar, só um sorriso saía .Fitei, pensativo, os sinais que, meio esborratados no pó, jaziam aos nossos pés.E o verbo imorredoiro passou majestoso sob a abóbada desta história como por uma porta.”

Escrito no Pó. No Movediço
Walter Benjamim

CAPTAIN HADDOCK'S CURSES

A

Aardvark! Abecedarians! Aborigine! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Anthracite! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs!

B

Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigar! Bandits! Bashi-bazouks! Beast! Belemnite! Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles! Billions of Bilious Blue Blistering Barnacles! Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! Black beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoor! Blackbird! Blackguards! Blistering Barnacles! Blistereing blundering birdbrain! Bloodsuckers! Blue blistering barnacles! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash! Blunderbuss! Bodysnatcher! Bootlegger! Borgia! Bougainvillea! Brat! Breathalyser! Brigands! Brutes! Bucaneers! Bully! Butcher!

C

Cachinnating cockatoo! Cannibals! Carpetsellers! Caterpillars! Centipede! Cercopithecus! Coelcanth! Colocynths! Corsair! Cowards! Crabapples! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! Cyclotron!

D

Diplodocus! Dogs! Doryphore! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypus! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiter!

E

Ectoplasms! Egoists!

F

Fancy-dress Facist! Fancy-dress Fatima! Fatfaces! Filibusters! Fourlegged Cyrano! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzy!

G

Gallows-fodder! Gang of Theives! Gangsters! Gibbering anthropoids! Gobbledgook! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherer! Gyroscope! [9]

H

Harlequin! Heretic! Highwayman! Hydrocarbon!

I

Iconoclasts!

J

Jellied eel! Jellyfish!

K

Kleptomaniacs!

L

Lily-livered landlubbers! Loathsome brute! Lubberscum!

M

Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! Mister Mule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons!

N

Nitwits! Nitwitted ninepins! Nyctalops!

O

Ophicleides! Orangoutang! Ostrogoth!

P

Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropuses! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers!

R

Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallion! Rats! Rhizopods! Roadhogs!

S

Saucy tramp! Savages! Scorpion! Sea-gherkins! Sea-lice! Shipwreckers! Slavertrader! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfire! Steamroller! Stoolpigeon! Subtropical sea-louse! Swine!

Note: Squawking popinjay - in The Secret of the Unicorn, on page 24, Captain Francis Haddock says it to Red Rackham--but since Captain Archibald Haddock is narrating this to Tintin, some one may say that it is one of his many curse words. Also, a parrot says it in Red Rackham's Treasure on page 29.

T

Technocrat! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes!

V

Vandal! Vegetarian! Vermicellis! Viper! Visigoths! Vulture!

W

Weevils! Whippersnapper! Wildcat! Woodlice!

Z

Zapotecs!

LIKE A VIRGIN

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didnt know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
Id been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last

Youre so fine and youre mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

Youre so fine and youre mine
Ill be yours till the end of time
cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Ive nothing to hide

(chorus)

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Cant you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

TRUE BLUE

Hey

What

Listen

I've had other guys
I've looked into their eyes
But I never knew love before
'Til you walked through my door
I've had other lips
I've sailed a thousand ships
But no matter where I go
You're the one for me baby this I know, 'cause it's

Chorus:

True love
You're the one I'm dreaming of
Your heart fits me like a glove
And I'm gonna be true blue baby I love you

I've heard all the lines
I've cried oh so many times
Those tear drops they won't fall again
I'm so excited 'cause you're my best friend
So if you should ever doubt
Wonder what love is all about
Just think back and remember dear
Those words whispered in your ear, I said

(chorus twice)

Intermediate:

No more sadness, I kiss it good-bye
The sun is bursting right out of the sky
I searched the whole world for someone like you
Don't you know, don't you know that it's

True love, oh baby, true love, oh baby
True love, oh baby, true love it's
(repeat)

True, so if you should ever doubt
Wonder what love is all about
Just think back and remember dear
Those words whispered in your ear, I said

(intermediate)
(chorus)

'Cause it's

True love, oh baby, true love, oh baby
True love, oh baby, true love it's

True love, oh baby, true love, oh baby
True love, oh baby, true love it's

RESERVOIR DOGS
Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. White: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive -
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Pink: Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
Mr. White: What's that?
Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
Joe: Wong?

yoga coquette

Keiko Morimoto

Michael Ponce
Debutante With Yellow Dress
oil on canvas
Debutante
oil on canvas

A psiquiatra disse-lhe:
-Toque-se,
mime o seu corpo,
e vai ver como vai andar mais calma.

Moral da história:
Os nervos em franja são um belo penteado para as ideias.

Foi apanhada em pleno devaneio erótico no seu local de trabalho.

Moral da história:
A carne a seu dono.

Michael Ponce
Portrait
oil on canvas

Orgulho e Preconceito
Sensibilidade e Bom Senso
Jane Austen

Urs Fisher
A Place Called Novosibirsk
Addict